All blogs are totally pointless when you think about it, so you can imagine the difficulty of creating the most pointless blog ever posted. But i totally intend on doing the best possible job of well........... who really gives a fuck youre just gonna go look at some boring nerd's blog in probably the next ten seconds anyway i really like eggs.with turkey. i bet i could beat someone to death with a sack of frozen hamburger buns. it would take a while, but at least i could tell people that im deadly with bread. it would make the dead guy's eulogy interesting too.everybody should be killed, thats a really good album. Potatoes are the most kickass vegetable ever. unlike
green beans. for all i care green beans can eat glass and die. potatoes are way better. and spinach. why are you still readings this, its not gonna come to some amazing life altering point. this blog will not answer the meaning of life. go away. i hate you. go outside. play soccer. or burn things. or send me some drugs. i needs to score me some drugs. hold on........ ok check it out, this question is supposed to determine what kind of person you are, or what kind of bear you are, or something. ok here it is, if you were a bear, would you eat a bunny rabbit, a bunch of fruit, or a smaller bear. that shits deep.HERES A CARROT?????????????666??????????????????
Next time you see someone taking off their shirt, offer to help.
It drives me completely insane that my brain can never feel air on it. it sucks, its always trapped inside my skull with no ventilation at all, but i'll probably die if i take off the top of my head so, what the hell. you ever see the shining? thats gotta be the most brutal movie ever. theres a movie called karate bear fighter. its not about bears. spongebob is the best cartoon ever because you can watch it and laugh your ass off without being stoned.
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